The apocalypse had come and gone, leaving behind a world ruled by the strong. And in the ruins of what was once Las Vegas, there was one zombie who stood above the rest—literally and figuratively.
His name was Brutus, the Alpha Revenant, a towering, muscle-bound monstrosity with gray-green skin, glowing crimson eyes, and a 28-inch dick that swung like a wrecking ball of death when he walked. Most zombies were mindless, shambling horrors, but Brutus? Brutus was different.
He had intelligence. He had swagger.
And most of all, he was looking for his Alpha Queen.
The lesser zombies cowered when he passed, their rotting brains instinctively submitting to his dominance. The surviving humans? They either ran screaming or got torn in half when they dared challenge him. But Brutus wasn’t interested in mindless slaughter. He wanted a mate. A queen worthy of his thick, veined, undead glory.
One night, as he crushed a raider’s skull like a grape, he caught a scent on the wind—something fierce, something unbroken. His nostrils flared. His dead heart (well, mostly dead) thudded with something like excitement.
He followed the trail to an overrun casino, where a lone woman stood atop a pile of zombie corpses, a chainsaw in one hand and a shotgun in the other. She had wild dark hair, scars like trophies, and a glare that could melt steel.
"Who the hell are you?" she snarled, sizing him up.
Brutus grinned, his fangs glistening. He flexed, his 28-inch alpha schlong twitching in anticipation.
"Your king," he growled.
She didn’t run. She didn’t scream.
She laughed.
"Prove it."
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Introducing a delightful unisex heavy cotton tee that merges whimsical charm with everyday comfort. Adorned with an eye-catching design featuring a black cat and sunflowers, this shirt brings a touch of playfulness to your wardrobe. Ideal for cat lovers and nature enthusiasts, it effortlessly blends into casual outings or cozy nights in. This tee is perfect for celebrations like International Cat Day or any casual gathering among friends and family. It radiates a warm, inviting vibe, making it a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because! Embrace comfort and style with this unique addition to your clothing collection.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort - Seamless design reduces fabric waste for an eco-friendly appeal - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape over time - Made with durable, high-quality cotton for a smooth printing surface - Classic fit ensures a relaxed, comfortable wear suitable for any occasion
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
