BREAKING NEWS: "Morir es Vivir" Death Cult Haunts Local News Station – Employees Report "Too Much Drama for Minimum Wage"
Channel 999 Eyewitness News – Live at 3 AM
Anchor (visibly sweating):"Good evening, I’m Giana Biggs, and tonight’s top story is… well, frankly, it’s our own studio. Since last Tuesday, Channel 999 has been under siege by the shadowy death cult ‘Morir es Vivir’—Spanish for ‘To Die is to Live’—and management insists we ‘keep reporting like nothing’s wrong.’ Let’s go to Lisa on the ground—Lisa, are you safe?"
12" × 18"
12" × 22"
16" × 32"
Width, in
18.00
23.00
32.00
Height, in
12.00
12.00
16.00
Thickness, in
0.12
0.12
0.12
Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
This fully customizable desk mat is perfect for that extra personal touch at work or in your home office. Made of 3mm thick neoprene material, it has an anti-slip backing and a hemmed edge for durability and stability. Pick it in three sizes 12” × 18”, 12” × 22” & 32" × 16", and glow up your workspace.
.: Material: 100% Neoprene .: Available in 3 sizes .: Anti-slip backing .: Multifunctional use
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
